Boring Friday afternoons

Well toade nuthin to do at hme . I woke up at 11am , and hit bedok resevoir for jogging. Lolx. Nice weather to jog le. haah. I run more than 5km. Hey its not ez man. U need to have good stamina and good breathing technique. Sad le , i jog alone if not i would be running with my jogging kaki. Haha. He went for operation where his ears got infected by dunno what. Guess whats the most interesting part during jogging. HOLY FARK , after i hit the sign 5km i still jog but im too tired to breathe thru my nose so i open my mouth and jog. Guess wat , an insect jus swoop down from the surrodings and enters my throat . DIRECTLY OK . HELLO , I GOT THE PRIZE FOR 1 MILLION DOLLARS FROM " FEAR FACTOR" where i eat insects ok. WTH. I stop by the road and TRY to vomit it out but i cant cos i was panting and breating heavily. But it jus feel like " eeeksss". But nvm i let it go and happily digested the insect. If im not wrong its kinda big , the size of 50 cents ok. Fear Factor shld hire me ba. I should expect their calls sooner or later. Lolx

But anyways , went back and eat lunch den bathe den slack at room to watch TV. haah. Theres tis show called " 101 incredible celebrity slimdown". very nice show. Woah actually now i know Gwen stafani is kinda fat man. Lolx. But she puts in effort to slim down. Right now she has dat " HOT BLONDE LOOKS" but still cant be compared to paris hilton. Paris Hilton has dat " Bitchy looks" .

But guess what , Gals love geroge coloney, hey actually he's fat in the past. Yea i agree , he looks very smart and hot. Although he looks old but i think he looks kinda attractive. Lolx. MARRY HIM GALS. Lolx. jokes aside.

Well , after that really nuthin to do so i decided to plae games "America Army". I will let the pictures do the talking ba.



JOKE OF THE DAY FOLKS:

A very smart salesman?

A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -
"Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?"

Aghast, the man said, "are you NUTS?, that's robbery!"

The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again -
"Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100.00?

Again, the man replies bluntly - "you must be crazy pal, now go away!"

The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them. He tells the irate guy -
"Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much".

Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite; suddenly, the guys spits it out and says:
"HEY," he snarled, "this brownie tastes like crap!!!"

"It is," replied the salesman. "Wanna buy some mouthwash?"